The weekend is upon us once more. For me it means communion wine and choirboys assembling my flock and worshipping together. For you it means sin. Filthy, debauched sin of the kind that we would rather not talk about at dinner parties. Some of you are even sinning right now, like the disgusting filthmongers you are. So with a weary sigh I spread wide the doors of the Last Movie Outpost Confession Booth once more, ready to take your cinematic confessions and save what is left of your sin-ridden souls. Come and talk to me, the most reverend Reverend, about what ails you, my children.
This weekend the Goddess shall not go hungry. She will feast on your sins, make a pie from your peccaddillo, mince your misdeeds, and ice your impiety.
She knows what is coming. Do you?
This time around, the sin of pride will take centre stage as we want to check out your big brains, and how clever you just know you are when it comes to movies and, particularly, figuring them out.
Did you always know that Inception was actually about Cobb’s struggle against his guilt at his wife’s death, and not really about the inception into the executives dream?
Did you instantly conclude that Betty’s life is Diane’s dream in Mulholland Drive?
Was your understanding that 2001: A Space Odyssey is an allegory of human conception, birth, and death – played out against the backdrop of humanity’s evolution into a spacefaring race being kickstarted – already fully formed, while your friends were staring at the closing credits and scratching their heads?
What movie did you watch and just “get” – any why?
Your movie understanding powers cause the sin of pride in you. You positively reek of pride. So now you must confess. CONFESS!
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