In shocking news, Robert Pattinson who’s playing Batman has been arrested after hiring a hitman to kill his parents.
Pattinson made the ultimate decision that he had to have his parents killed. In order to play Batman properly, He came to this decision after facing much backlash on social media from Batman fans. Fans claim Pattinson is the wrong choice for the roll, due to him having loving parents that were not gunned down in the street right in front of his eyes.
One fan commented –
“How can he play the role? He doesn’t know what it’s like to have his parents murdered! Some of us don’t have parents! We should have an actual orphan represent us as Batman!”
Luckily the police were notified of the plan Pattinson had put together. The deal was to pay a hitman half upfront and half after the job was done. He wanted it as real as possible to Batman’s parents’ deaths, in a back alley. So he convinced his parents they’d be meeting him at a low-rent theater where all five Twilight movies would be shown.
Pattinson’s parents, Clare Pattinson and Richard Pattinson were saddened by the news. However, they admitted totally understanding where he was coming from. Stating that “cancel-culture” is running rampant on social media and everyone in Hollywood is scared they’ll be next.
As scared as everyone in Hollywood is about cancel-culture, they still take part in it. They hope the alligator will eat them last, not realizing the alligator will eat them all, eventually.
The Batman is scheduled to be released by Warner Bros. Pictures in the United States on March 4, 2022.
It was originally set for release on June 25, 2021, before pushed to October 1, 2021, and then again to March 2022. Both times after Warner Bros. adjusted its release schedule due to the COVID-19 panic.
However, now with Robert Pattinson arrested, who knows what will happen. Maybe we’ll get lucky and The Batman will be scrapped completely but knowing Warner Bros. that will not happen as they love putting out trash.