So it’s finally here.  Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise Of Skywalker is imminent.  Will the trilogy bookend soar, or will it crash and burn?  Can anyone rescue this from The Last Jedi?  Will Kathleen get a call from Bob sometime before the weekend?

A Sith dagger, apparently

Spoilers are leaking out, and reviews are starting to trickle online.  So have at it, you magnificent Outposters!  It’s all fair game below.  Those avoiding spoilers go elsewhere.

THERE BE SPOILERS HERE!