As humanity slips further into the long and hard quarantine brought on by the coronavirus, people have been down on their knees begging for release. It looks like this grey cloud has finally found its silver lining as Pornhub is now offering free access to their premium content.

Just like your dear old mother, the offer is easy enough. Go to www.pornhub.com/stayhome and signup for this great deal.

While I’ve been more of an XVIDEOS guy myself, I admit this offer has me tempted to check out more of their stock, especially if it includes a wide array of retro classics. Preferably, something to remind me of the Bush administration.

I appreciate Pornhub offering this much needed hand, but I would prefer a finger in my butthole. Regardless, let’s not look this gift horse in the mouth, until we blow our load in it.

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