Vin Diesel, the official spokesman for the Fast & Furious franchise has revealed to the world the new logo for Fast X just as production starts.
Can you imagine how much someone got paid to “design” that? I cannot believe they didn’t go with the obvious choice of:
FasTEN Your Seatbelts!
It was right there, typical Hollywood, missing the obvious. The “fambly” is back together. Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris, Sung Kang, and Nathalie Emmanuel. This time, joining the family are Brie Larson and Jason Momoa. It says a lot that even Gal Gadot turned down the chance to come back, or did she die in the last one? I cannot remember.
There are also rumors flying around that Jason Statham will be back and even Charlize Theron is returning since, you know, you might as well if everyone else is. I would be interested if Matthew Fox was going to make an appearance.
In the first Fast & Furious movie we followed a cop infiltrating a gang who were stealing VHS machines and DVD players, do you feel old yet? Since then, they have blown up the biggest plane ever built, brought down a submarine with their cars, and even sent a car into space.
Let’s have an open thread for predictions on where Fast X will go. How are they going to possibly top the rest of the series and go out with a bang? Time travel? Driving into a live volcano? Or maybe they will go in a different direction and just have all the cars go to the local garage for a sexy car wash.
Gentlemen, start your guesses!