We do occasionally let him out of the Outpost, even in the face of a pandemic.
Drunken Yoda has been on his travels, heading Eastbound and Down to a place where there is a Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville on every street corner. A place where a six-foot mouse rules over a Magical Kingdom. Where alligators roam and, if you can stand the lines, you too can travel to a galaxy far, far away for a Star Wars experience that is open to anyone with enough Imperial credits.
Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge has had its challenges. Now it’s fully open in Phase One, complete with retractable lightsabers and a whole Star Cruiser coming soon, we dispatched our intrepid, drunken, reporter and video-meister to the sunshine state.
Did he escape the clutches of the Mouse? Did he discover entirely new ways to spend money in a theme park? Did he achieve post-Lucasfilm enlightenment? Coming soon…