Confession

While cruising the streets and back alleys of many of the world's cities, looking for young homeless men to accompany me to my hotel souls in need of salvation, I am...

Since returning from my important missionary work in West Africa, I seem to have developed some kind of rash. It is itchy and it is beginning to smell. Yet even that...

Who doesn't love a good, hard confession? The pandemic passes. We all emerge blinking into the sun after two years locked in our homes to protect the elderly. The elderly that...

It may seem that the Church Of The Outpost is an ancient institution, built on fine traditions, the need to confess, and strong morality. However we are also a forward looking,...

My flock, it has been a while. Since the year turned, your foul sins have been increasing. Some of you are sinning several times a day, especially those of you lucky...

Praise be unto the Goddess! As this most spiritual time approaches us in the form of Christmas, it is with rapture that we learn that the Goddess herself may be appearing...

Hatred is a powerful sin. It burns inside of sinners like you, until it eventually consumes you, Which is why it once again falls to me, the most reverend Reverend, keeper...

The weekend is upon us once more. For me it means communion wine and choirboys assembling my flock and worshipping together. For you it means sin. Filthy, debauched sin of the...

It is glorification of witchcraft and you should all be ashamed of yourselves! Yet even I, the most reverend Reverend, understands that Halloween is a big day in your inexplicably wicked...

Once more the stench of your cinematic sin reaches unbearable levels. Once more your souls are as heavy as a diabetic's cookie jar, weighed down with your shame, your guilt! Once...