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The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Pity Your Advancing Years

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My flock, I fear that maybe we were worshipping a false idol. The visitation many of us received from the Goddess, directly into our very homes, on Christmas Day itself was...
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The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Question Your Judgment

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Yes, your judgment! For it must be terrible and twisted, such is the pestilence that stalks our lands now, summoned by the rotting stench of your disgusting sin. You cannot absolve...
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The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Purge Your Movie Omissions

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No sooner have your souls been cleansed by the sweet, spiritual release of a Confession here at the Last Movie Outpost than you are all at it again. Sinning away. It...
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A Christmas CONFESSION BOOTH

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It is a time of celebration, and with celebration goes enjoyment, with enjoyment goes sin! But fear not, you stinking sinners, the Last Movie Outpost has got your back and even...
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31 Days Of Horror – A CONFESSION Special

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All Hallows Eve approaches the Last Movie Outpost and a terror stalks our lands. Not ghosts, ghouls, demons, and spirits but a rampaging mob of white women, hopped up on pumpkin...
Confession

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Judge Your Movie Nerdiness

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Welcome back to The Confession Booth. It is Easter Sunday and she hath risen! On this most Gadot of days, we must unburden our souls, cleanse our wicked sins, and lay...
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The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Expose Your Judgment

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My flock, it has been a while. Since the year turned, your foul sins have been increasing. Some of you are sinning several times a day, especially those of you lucky...
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The CONFESSION BOOTH Misses The Unmissable

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Once more the stench of your cinematic sin reaches unbearable levels. Once more your souls are as heavy as a diabetic's cookie jar, weighed down with your shame, your guilt! Once...
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The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns For Your Ruination

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Once more my fact-finding tour of the ladyboy go-go bars of Bangkok the beautiful temples of Thailand is interrupted by an urgent summons home, back to our church. Why? Because once...
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The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Unburden You

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Hatred is a powerful sin. It burns inside of sinners like you, until it eventually consumes you, Which is why it once again falls to me, the most reverend Reverend, keeper...
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