The CONFESSION BOOTH Judges Your Memories
Whilst out, travelling the world and engaged with finding countries with lax consent laws and no extradition treaty important missionary work to spread the word far and wide, I am frequently...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Judge Your Movie Nerdiness
Welcome back to The Confession Booth. It is Easter Sunday and she hath risen! On this most Gadot of days, we must unburden our souls, cleanse our wicked sins, and lay...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Misses The Unmissable
Once more the stench of your cinematic sin reaches unbearable levels. Once more your souls are as heavy as a diabetic's cookie jar, weighed down with your shame, your guilt! Once...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Judges Your Wastefulness
Sin comes in many forms. You sin all the time, you filth mongers. That thing you keep doing, sometimes several times a day? That is a sin. That other thing you...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Purge Your Movie Omissions
No sooner have your souls been cleansed by the sweet, spiritual release of a Confession here at the Last Movie Outpost than you are all at it again. Sinning away. It...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Judges Your One Shot
Who doesn't love a good, hard confession? The pandemic passes. We all emerge blinking into the sun after two years locked in our homes to protect the elderly. The elderly that...
A Special Festive CONFESSION BOOTH
Christmas is a time for joy. Christmas is a time for hope. Christmas is a time for love. Christmas is a time for miracles. Do you know what would be a...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Unburden You
Hatred is a powerful sin. It burns inside of sinners like you, until it eventually consumes you, Which is why it once again falls to me, the most reverend Reverend, keeper...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Judges Your Sequels
It has been a while, but the Last Movie Outpost Confession Booth hath returned, to cleanse you sinners! While I, the most reverend Reverend, have been away on a high-risk sex...
Time For CONFESSION About Your Little Secret
Secrets. They eat you up inside. Your shame at your sin is like a beast that lives inside all sinners, devouring them from the inside out. Shame at our sin is...