Confession

Whilst out, travelling the world and engaged with finding countries with lax consent laws and no extradition treaty important missionary work to spread the word far and wide, I am frequently...

Welcome back to The Confession Booth. It is Easter Sunday and she hath risen! On this most Gadot of days, we must unburden our souls, cleanse our wicked sins, and lay...

Once more the stench of your cinematic sin reaches unbearable levels. Once more your souls are as heavy as a diabetic's cookie jar, weighed down with your shame, your guilt! Once...

Sin comes in many forms. You sin all the time, you filth mongers. That thing you keep doing, sometimes several times a day? That is a sin. That other thing you...

No sooner have your souls been cleansed by the sweet, spiritual release of a Confession here at the Last Movie Outpost than you are all at it again. Sinning away. It...

Who doesn't love a good, hard confession? The pandemic passes. We all emerge blinking into the sun after two years locked in our homes to protect the elderly. The elderly that...

Christmas is a time for joy. Christmas is a time for hope. Christmas is a time for love. Christmas is a time for miracles. Do you know what would be a...

Hatred is a powerful sin. It burns inside of sinners like you, until it eventually consumes you, Which is why it once again falls to me, the most reverend Reverend, keeper...

It has been a while, but the Last Movie Outpost Confession Booth hath returned, to cleanse you sinners! While I, the most reverend Reverend, have been away on a high-risk sex...

Secrets. They eat you up inside. Your shame at your sin is like a beast that lives inside all sinners, devouring them from the inside out. Shame at our sin is...