The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Judge Your Geek Cred
Praise be unto the Goddess! As this most spiritual time approaches us in the form of Christmas, it is with rapture that we learn that the Goddess herself may be appearing...
31 Days Of Horror – A CONFESSION Special
All Hallows Eve approaches the Last Movie Outpost and a terror stalks our lands. Not ghosts, ghouls, demons, and spirits but a rampaging mob of white women, hopped up on pumpkin...
A Special Christmas Day CONFESSION BOOTH
Christmas may be a time of peace on Earth and goodwill to all men. It is also a time of sin! Stinking, corrupting, soul-staining sin! Look at you all, sitting there...
A Christmas CONFESSION BOOTH
It is a time of celebration, and with celebration goes enjoyment, with enjoyment goes sin! But fear not, you stinking sinners, the Last Movie Outpost has got your back and even...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Judge Your Movie Nerdiness
Welcome back to The Confession Booth. It is Easter Sunday and she hath risen! On this most Gadot of days, we must unburden our souls, cleanse our wicked sins, and lay...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Misses The Unmissable
Once more the stench of your cinematic sin reaches unbearable levels. Once more your souls are as heavy as a diabetic's cookie jar, weighed down with your shame, your guilt! Once...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Purge Your Movie Omissions
No sooner have your souls been cleansed by the sweet, spiritual release of a Confession here at the Last Movie Outpost than you are all at it again. Sinning away. It...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Judges Your One Shot
Who doesn't love a good, hard confession? The pandemic passes. We all emerge blinking into the sun after two years locked in our homes to protect the elderly. The elderly that...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Unburden You
Hatred is a powerful sin. It burns inside of sinners like you, until it eventually consumes you, Which is why it once again falls to me, the most reverend Reverend, keeper...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Quench Your Wrath
The Last Movie Outpost Confession Booth returns once more, and never has it been more needed. For those of us with our unconscious cultural biases forever tainted towards the Northern hemisphere,...