Confession

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Unburden You

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Hatred is a powerful sin. It burns inside of sinners like you, until it eventually consumes you, Which is why it once again falls to me, the most reverend Reverend, keeper...
Confession

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Purge Your Movie Omissions

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No sooner have your souls been cleansed by the sweet, spiritual release of a Confession here at the Last Movie Outpost than you are all at it again. Sinning away. It...
Confession

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Judge Your Movie Nerdiness

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Welcome back to The Confession Booth. It is Easter Sunday and she hath risen! On this most Gadot of days, we must unburden our souls, cleanse our wicked sins, and lay...
Confession

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Expose Your Judgment

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My flock, it has been a while. Since the year turned, your foul sins have been increasing. Some of you are sinning several times a day, especially those of you lucky...
Confession

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Pity Your Advancing Years

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My flock, I fear that maybe we were worshipping a false idol. The visitation many of us received from the Goddess, directly into our very homes, on Christmas Day itself was...
Confession

A Special Christmas Day CONFESSION BOOTH

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Christmas may be a time of peace on Earth and goodwill to all men. It is also a time of sin! Stinking, corrupting, soul-staining sin! Look at you all, sitting there...
Confession

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Judge Your Geek Cred

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Praise be unto the Goddess! As this most spiritual time approaches us in the form of Christmas, it is with rapture that we learn that the Goddess herself may be appearing...
Confession

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Question Your Judgment

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Yes, your judgment! For it must be terrible and twisted, such is the pestilence that stalks our lands now, summoned by the rotting stench of your disgusting sin. You cannot absolve...
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