The CONFESSION BOOTH Judges Your Movie Mistakes
I turn my back for just a few weeks to go off on a high-risk sex tour of West Africa missionary work to help the most vulnerable on the African content...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Lets You Vent Controversy
The stench of your sins once more rises throughout the land. Filthy, disgusting sin of the kind that I have been told exists in some places on the internet. Allegedly. Now...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Quench Your Wrath
The Last Movie Outpost Confession Booth returns once more, and never has it been more needed. For those of us with our unconscious cultural biases forever tainted towards the Northern hemisphere,...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Unburden You
Hatred is a powerful sin. It burns inside of sinners like you, until it eventually consumes you, Which is why it once again falls to me, the most reverend Reverend, keeper...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Purge Your Movie Omissions
No sooner have your souls been cleansed by the sweet, spiritual release of a Confession here at the Last Movie Outpost than you are all at it again. Sinning away. It...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Judge Your Movie Nerdiness
Welcome back to The Confession Booth. It is Easter Sunday and she hath risen! On this most Gadot of days, we must unburden our souls, cleanse our wicked sins, and lay...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Expose Your Judgment
My flock, it has been a while. Since the year turned, your foul sins have been increasing. Some of you are sinning several times a day, especially those of you lucky...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Pity Your Advancing Years
My flock, I fear that maybe we were worshipping a false idol. The visitation many of us received from the Goddess, directly into our very homes, on Christmas Day itself was...
A Special Christmas Day CONFESSION BOOTH
Christmas may be a time of peace on Earth and goodwill to all men. It is also a time of sin! Stinking, corrupting, soul-staining sin! Look at you all, sitting there...
The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Judge Your Geek Cred
Praise be unto the Goddess! As this most spiritual time approaches us in the form of Christmas, it is with rapture that we learn that the Goddess herself may be appearing...