Confession

The CONFESSION BOOTH Judges Your Movie Mistakes

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I turn my back for just a few weeks to go off on a high-risk sex tour of West Africa missionary work to help the most vulnerable on the African content...
Confession

The CONFESSION BOOTH Lets You Vent Controversy

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The stench of your sins once more rises throughout the land. Filthy, disgusting sin of the kind that I have been told exists in some places on the internet. Allegedly. Now...
Confession

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Quench Your Wrath

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The Last Movie Outpost Confession Booth returns once more, and never has it been more needed. For those of us with our unconscious cultural biases forever tainted towards the Northern hemisphere,...
Confession

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Unburden You

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Hatred is a powerful sin. It burns inside of sinners like you, until it eventually consumes you, Which is why it once again falls to me, the most reverend Reverend, keeper...
Confession

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Purge Your Movie Omissions

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No sooner have your souls been cleansed by the sweet, spiritual release of a Confession here at the Last Movie Outpost than you are all at it again. Sinning away. It...
Confession

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Judge Your Movie Nerdiness

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Welcome back to The Confession Booth. It is Easter Sunday and she hath risen! On this most Gadot of days, we must unburden our souls, cleanse our wicked sins, and lay...
Confession

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Expose Your Judgment

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My flock, it has been a while. Since the year turned, your foul sins have been increasing. Some of you are sinning several times a day, especially those of you lucky...
Confession

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Pity Your Advancing Years

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My flock, I fear that maybe we were worshipping a false idol. The visitation many of us received from the Goddess, directly into our very homes, on Christmas Day itself was...
Confession

A Special Christmas Day CONFESSION BOOTH

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Christmas may be a time of peace on Earth and goodwill to all men. It is also a time of sin! Stinking, corrupting, soul-staining sin! Look at you all, sitting there...
Confession

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Judge Your Geek Cred

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Praise be unto the Goddess! As this most spiritual time approaches us in the form of Christmas, it is with rapture that we learn that the Goddess herself may be appearing...
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