Confession

Whilst out, travelling the world and engaged with finding countries with lax consent laws and no extradition treaty important missionary work to spread the word far and wide, I am frequently...

It is glorification of witchcraft and you should all be ashamed of yourselves! Yet even I, the most reverend Reverend, understands that Halloween is a big day in your inexplicably wicked...

It was a few years ago that I learned the true power of shame. I was on Epstein Island and members of the global elite were taking turns to put things...

This very month I nearly committed a sin. Yes, I know you find that hard to believe. That I, the most reverend Reverend, could commit a sin. Especially when I was...

It grows hot in the summer months. Unless you are in Australia or New Zealand or somewhere like that when you have everything backwards and upside down and may be beyond...

It may seem that the Church Of The Outpost is an ancient institution, built on fine traditions, the need to confess, and strong morality. However we are also a forward looking,...

While cruising the streets and back alleys of many of the world's cities, looking for young homeless men to accompany me to my hotel souls in need of salvation, I am...

Since returning from my important missionary work in West Africa, I seem to have developed some kind of rash. It is itchy and it is beginning to smell. Yet even that...

It has been a while, but the Last Movie Outpost Confession Booth hath returned, to cleanse you sinners! While I, the most reverend Reverend, have been away on a high-risk sex...

Who doesn't love a good, hard confession? The pandemic passes. We all emerge blinking into the sun after two years locked in our homes to protect the elderly. The elderly that...