Look, we know you were all poised to buy tickets to the latest instalment of the cars and fambly powerhouse franchise that is Fast And Furious after yesterday’s news.

But hold fire!  Sure as night follows day, there is bad news.  A Hustlers star, professional pest and dime store Michael Winslow has joined the cast in the form of Cardi B.

When asked for a comment, Cardi B made a sound like a 56k dial up modem connecting

To give you some idea of the chirps, ticks and whistles we can expect, here is one of our favourite trilogies remixed with her sound effects.

Jesus, it’s like listening to Keyop from Battle Of The Planets try and deliver a wedding speech!

Fast And Furious 9 reunites director Justin Lin with stars Michelle Rodriguez, Vin Diesel, Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, Nathalie Emmanuel, Charlize Theron and Helen Mirren. It was previously announced that John Cena would be joining them.

Cardi B says:

I’m tired, but I can’t wait! I ain’t gonna front: This is gonna be the best one.

Well, that’s a relief.  For a moment there we were all worried about the front.  She assures us there will be a lack of front.

Maybe everything will be OK after all?

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