The CONFESSION BOOTH Judges Your Commitment

The CONFESSION BOOTH Judges Your Commitment

Let no man who hath torn his underpants asunder live without sin, for what is man without sin, and underpants? Certainly not an Outposter, for the veritable stench of your sin clings forever to our internet home, like a teenage boy’s bedroom after his parents...
Costner Wins Bitter Legal Fight

Costner Wins Bitter Legal Fight

A judge has awarded Kevin Costner’s ex-wife Christine Baumgartner child support of $63,000 per month. That is nearly as much per month as the average US salary for a whole year, but she won’t be happy. This is less than half of the $129,000 she had...
Affleck Not Taking BATMAN V SUPERMAN Criticism

Affleck Not Taking BATMAN V SUPERMAN Criticism

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is widely criticized. Call it too grim. Call it too long. Call it full of unnecessary characters and a ham-fisted, tin-eared appropriation of the Death Of Superman story crammed into 3 minutes of screen time. Whatever you do,...
What The Hell Happened To SALEM’S LOT?

What The Hell Happened To SALEM’S LOT?

Salem’s Lot is arguably Stephen King’s best book. The tale positively drips creeping dread, and masterfully updates a vampire tale to modern times while remaining true to the ancient lore. There is not an Outposter alive who didn’t get freaked out by...