Retro Review: The SCARY MOVIE Franchise

Retro Review: The SCARY MOVIE Franchise

I have no idea why the Scary Movies popped up on one of my view lists, but in a moment of weakness I put the first one on and actually laughed. So I went all in, and this is what I found. Let us go back to a simpler time when people could laugh at anything, offensive...
Retro Review: SATAN’S TRIANGLE

Retro Review: SATAN’S TRIANGLE

A chilling opening crawl thrusts us headlong into another made-for-TV horror movie. Satan’s Triangle aired on January 14th, 1975 on ABC. Within the last thirty years just off the east coast of the United States more than a thousand men, women and children have...
Retro Review: CURSE OF THE BLACK WIDOW

Retro Review: CURSE OF THE BLACK WIDOW

I had enough of this time. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and...
Retro Review: UNLEASHED (2005)

Retro Review: UNLEASHED (2005)

Surely I am not the only one among us who has a list of movies on my phone? When I think of a movie I haven’t seen for a while and want to revisit, or become aware of a movie I like the sound of that I haven’t seen yet, it goes on the list. Then, when I...
Retro Review: ONE MIILION YEARS BC (1966)

Retro Review: ONE MIILION YEARS BC (1966)

One Million Years BC is fairly well known but I never saw it. It had the single greatest and simplest marketing campaign that is still more memorable than the movie is today. Raquel Welch was front and center, top-billed, and pinned up on a ton of late boomer’s...