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The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Pity Your Advancing Years

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My flock, I fear that maybe we were worshipping a false idol. The visitation many of us received from the Goddess, directly into our...

A Special Christmas Day CONFESSION BOOTH

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Christmas may be a time of peace on Earth and goodwill to all men. It is also a time of sin! Stinking, corrupting, soul-staining...

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Judge Your Geek Cred

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Praise be unto the Goddess! As this most spiritual time approaches us in the form of Christmas, it is with rapture that we learn...

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Question Your Judgment

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Yes, your judgment! For it must be terrible and twisted, such is the pestilence that stalks our lands now, summoned by the rotting stench...

The CONFESSION BOOTH Judges Your Terrible Taste

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Sunday is the day of rest. The day we give thanks to the Movie Lord for all his bountiful movie magnificence. However he does...

The CONFESSION BOOTH Knows Now Why You Cry

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Working from home, these COVD restrictions mean some of you are sinning at an unbelievable rate. Some of you are sinning four or five...

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Slaughter Your Sacred Cows

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It's been a while, and boy-oh-boy does the Devil make work for idle hands! But your hands haven't been idle, have they? You know,...

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Point And Laugh At Your Musical Daydreams

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This summer the stench of sin rises high once more. The disgusting tang of your shame hangs heavy in the air like the fog...

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Judge Your Dirty Little Secret

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We thought we had saved you. We thought your souls were cleansed in the judgmental fire of your own confessions. We were wrong! Once...

The CONFESSION BOOTH Returns To Release Your Irrational Hatred

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On this day of national celebration we must not forget our sins. The stench of sin once more infests our online church. It seeps...